By Semore Fanny
A man was spotted sitting on his couch, watching TV and scratching his testicles
A witness reported she was walking her dog in the neighborhood when she peeped into the mans front window, because it was open, and spotted him scratching himself. "I was shocked! How could a man, especially a sex offender pedophile, be allowed to scratch himself in the comfort of their own home like that?"
The witness then contacted police who arrested the man. He is now in jail awaiting a court hearing.
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Of course this is satire, but see the following which is just as stupid, in our opinion.
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
FL - Man caught scratching his testicles in the comfort of his own home?