would make it illegal to have sex anywhere in the country! They are also asking the United Nations to follow suit and make this a worldwide law.
They say this will also help with the global warming issue that is killing the planet and could potentially kill us all.
Anybody who is aware of a neighbor who is having sex is urged to contact the local police and file a report.
The new law will go into affect on May 1st, 2012, and anybody who is convicted of having sex will be arrested, thrown into prison for 25 years to life, and forced to register with the local police (for life) for inclusion on the states sex offender registry.
Once enough people have died and the world population is under control, then the ban will be lifted and people can start having sex again. In the meantime, it has been suggested that people learn how to pleasure themselves until the ban is lifted, or get a robot prostitute.
The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit to fight this law that they are calling a "gross disregard for human rights," and "a violation of everything that is moral!" They are asking everybody to get on board, contact them, and join in on the lawsuit to stop this madness.
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